Existence

One of the things i like about the internet is online banking. It is so convenient and hassle free and for someone like me who hates long queue. Online banking is the best. I received my bills yesterday and i wanted to pay them as soon as possible but when i tried to pay them,,,

"Sorry, we cannot process your transaction. The account you selected does not exist. Please contact your bank."

WHATTAFUCK! What happened to my bank account?

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TROJAN PEACH: you DO exist
TROJAN PEACH: all lovely skinned 5' 6" or so

LOVELY NICKY: im 5'5

TROJAN PEACH: ah.. i'm giving you an inch. ( would love to give more)
TROJAN PEACH: lol