Why not?

I received a call from an irate customer. Here's the story.

Caller: Hi this is Ms. Eva Washington (first name changed)

ME: Hi, Ms. Washington. How are you doin tonight Ma'am.

Caller: not to good, I went to walmart and was embarrassed coz my credit card didnt work. Im a rich woman this shouldnt happen to me.

ME: Im sorry to hear that ma'am but according to our records this card doesnt have anymore available credits on it.

Caller: im rich, i have excellent credit score. two houses at the hamptons and i have a buick and a jaguar. When everyone's finances is fucked up. I can sleep at night because i dont have to worry about that. How can you do this to me? You embarrased me at walmart.

ME: Ms. Washington. the credit limit on the card is $35000 and the current balance on the card is $35319.27 so the accnt is currently over it's limit.

Caller: i dont care. I'm rich. i shouldn't be embarrased like this. Where can i find food tonight? huh? how do you expect me to have dinner tonight. I fucking need food for my plate and i cant use my god dammed card to buy at walmart! You fucking credit cards are ruining my life. And stop calling me Ms. Washington. That's DOCTOR WASHINGTON FOR YOU! (hang up)

ME: "bwahahahha. eat your buick ma'am"

Another crazy caller calling in irate>

Caller: I cant use my card! waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. You guys are discriminating us. Is it because my last name is CHAN? is it because i was born chinese? huh! how dare you discriminate me? You always favor americans and spanish. Im american too! You shouldnt discriminate Asians. We have as much right as those spanish and american and blacks.

Me: Im so sorry to hear that ma'am. Rest assured we are not discriminatiing anyone.

Caller: yes you do! i recently received my new card and i cant use it. Is it because it says CHAN as the last name? huh? it says here on this paper "Once you received the card,,, (long pause),,, wait!) (caller suddenly went passive)

ME: Ms. Chan?

Caller: yes? (caller sounded puzzled and embarrased)

ME: ma'am if you want i can activate it for you right now so yu can use it!

Caller: ah,,, uhhmm. thank you.

ME: you're welcome ma'am. Card's been activated you can use it now without any problems.

Caller: Thank you

ME: you're welcome ma'am btw im asian too Ms. Chan.

Caller: Ok ok. thank you. sorry if said bad things about, anyway thank you again bye!

ME: heheh talk about discrimination!

I need Stimulation

And this does not mean the type of stimulation you and i are both thinking, hehehe. but seriously speaking. I think i've been working so hard for nothing. Im 270 yrs old and still i dunno what im doing to my life or where i am going, Ok another emo post but im drunk, what do you expect, (but i must tell, The new "THE BAR" liquor is the best specially with sprite, try it) Anyway, after consuming 400 shots of this concoction, I started thinking of my ex and we were old (actually he is coz im eternally young and we were arguing on my mind and my hate started to return to my system.

And then i started to hate myself and everyhting that is in my life. FUCK I THINK I JUST NEED TO GET LAID~