Sunday, July 8, 2012

Women and Shoes! (Nicole's Newest)



I dont understand the magical relationship between a woman and her shoes!


but hey, im not complaining here!



On my way to SM Mall of Asia (Advertised as the Biggest Mall in Asia)



According to Google. The distance between my apartment and the mall is 3.66 Miles. I paid 140 Philippine pesos ($3.35)
Now i dont know what those means but if i didnt take a cab, i would have only paid 28 pesos ($0.68)
but that means dust and pollution of manila and the tropical weather. (not a very good combination)



finding the right shoes is a serious business!!!



too many choices! eeeeeekkkkkk


im torn between the two!!!


Good thing i didnt listen to my impulsive behavior because out of the chaos. A single flicker of hope shone!



Nicole is now one happy woman!

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

I have a pussy!

I've been living like a pig so rats have been freeloading in my apartment. bwahahahhaha

My family and friends told me to get rid of them through poison or traps but i feel bad for the little pesky pests. i dont wanna hurt them.

but by the power of Oprah's "The Secret" i conjured a solution.

Ive been thinking of getting a cat for days now and this morning while at work. i said to myself i will name my cat Sophie.

When i got home i saw a juvie kitten annoying my dog and then it hit me. This is the god's answer to my prayer so i decided to adopt a stray cat

Im not sure if my pussy is a boy or girl but i really dont care, he/she might even be he first tranny pussy. bwahahahhaha i'll check tomorrow. genital inspection scheduled tomorrow!

He/she is a bit skinny and dirty but i think this stray cat is cute so i dont care.

(if he is a boy, i will call him Titan)



Thursday, June 23, 2011

It burns when i pee!

Guys, my thingie burns when i pee,,

Here's a picture click here

and here's another one click me

Pls check it out!!!

Horny!!!

lots of horny pics

click click here

bwahahhaha

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Free Mp3 player

Congratulations!

Because of your Excellent Service towards Plaques Asia Inc for 2 years. We are giving you this Mp3 Player as a token of our appreciation.



Notice the round thingie on the bottom?

bwahahahahahahaha

Sunday, March 20, 2011

There's Me and there's the Real me

12 Days from now, its gonna be my 72nd birthday and my good friend Gay Kardia gave me the best gift a girl could ever wish for

Introducing: Nicky "Ang Pinakamasarap at Makasalanang Mansanas ng Newton"

And Here she is, Doin her stuff the only way she knows how.
















Friday, March 18, 2011

Guilty for Being ME

Im Sorry for being me.

I lived my life as you wanted me
but it did worked for me.

Now you say im guilty
for corrupting society

Im quilty for sins i didnt commit
guilty for things that makes you sick

Im sorry for being me
but when will you be sorry for judging me?