Wednesday, March 7, 2012

I have a pussy!

I've been living like a pig so rats have been freeloading in my apartment. bwahahahhaha

My family and friends told me to get rid of them through poison or traps but i feel bad for the little pesky pests. i dont wanna hurt them.

but by the power of Oprah's "The Secret" i conjured a solution.

Ive been thinking of getting a cat for days now and this morning while at work. i said to myself i will name my cat Sophie.

When i got home i saw a juvie kitten annoying my dog and then it hit me. This is the god's answer to my prayer so i decided to adopt a stray cat

Im not sure if my pussy is a boy or girl but i really dont care, he/she might even be he first tranny pussy. bwahahahhaha i'll check tomorrow. genital inspection scheduled tomorrow!

He/she is a bit skinny and dirty but i think this stray cat is cute so i dont care.

(if he is a boy, i will call him Titan)



Thursday, June 23, 2011

It burns when i pee!

Guys, my thingie burns when i pee,,

Here's a picture click here

and here's another one click me

Pls check it out!!!

Horny!!!

lots of horny pics

click click here

bwahahhaha

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Free Mp3 player

Congratulations!

Because of your Excellent Service towards Plaques Asia Inc for 2 years. We are giving you this Mp3 Player as a token of our appreciation.



Notice the round thingie on the bottom?

bwahahahahahahaha

Sunday, March 20, 2011

There's Me and there's the Real me

12 Days from now, its gonna be my 72nd birthday and my good friend Gay Kardia gave me the best gift a girl could ever wish for

Introducing: Nicky "Ang Pinakamasarap at Makasalanang Mansanas ng Newton"

And Here she is, Doin her stuff the only way she knows how.
















Friday, March 18, 2011

Guilty for Being ME

Im Sorry for being me.

I lived my life as you wanted me
but it did worked for me.

Now you say im guilty
for corrupting society

Im quilty for sins i didnt commit
guilty for things that makes you sick

Im sorry for being me
but when will you be sorry for judging me?


Saturday, February 12, 2011

Faxel Lazer treatment

My Dermatologist wanted me to come for a procedure i didnt know was part of my treatment. She said just come in anyway it's free. It was scheduled last friday Feb 11, 2011. I went to the clinic not knowing what will be done to me. Her assistant put topical anesthesia on my face that had acne scars and waited for it to make its magic. 45 mins after later, they ask me to come in thinking it had numbed my face for the procedure. I used to have Laser genesis so i was kinda expecting it will just be the same hot light passing through my face, Boy i was wrong. The laser was like 3 hot needle sewing my face but for the love of beauty i endured everything. After the 30 min procedure. My face was swollen and throbbing but it wasnt red. The laser created small circle white burns kinda like bandage patterns and i find it cute. Doctor gave me a face mask and i went home with it and people were staring at me, thinking i must be sick or worse i may have aids or something. i could see them moving away from me. Hahaha.
I had work that night coz my request not to come to work was denied and i knew it, People would start asking me what happened to my face because at this point, It was all red and little small wounds were visible. I must have said "i had laser treatment " too many time i lost count.

One treatment costs PhP 15000 ($343) and i should have 3 treatments, Luckily for me. Everything was for free. Hahaha. That's what you get for being the model of Fraxel.

Swelling went down 24 hrs from the procedure but small whitehead looking breakouts are still visible. I think those are small fluid filled thingies expected from the micro wounds created by the laser. im using topical antibiotics now to help heal my face and to prevent infections but i had to admit, this healing process itches like a bitch.
ALL FOR THE LOVE OF BEAUTY!