Immaturity at its finest

At work:

Caller: Hi, i threw a party here at red lobster and my credit card doesnt seem to work. I paid off my balance yesterday.

ClioGoddess: I apologize Ma'am but we only process payments during business days and yesterday was sunday so the only time you can use your card will be tomorrow.

Caller: F*cking Shi*t! how do you want me to pay for my bill!

Cliogoddess: "Hugas ka ng plato ateh"

Scene 2:

Caller: Hi i am trying to book a flight online. The first one went through but the second one didnt. Can you check them out?

Cliogoddess: Well Ma'am i see here the frist transaction was authorized for $###.00 at 10:35pm and after that i see 7 authorization for a dollar amount. Just to clear Ma'am, how many times did you submit your booking?

Caller: What the F*ck are you saying? the system says its declined? F*cking.holy m*ther f*cking shit!

Cliogoddess: Ma'am all im saying is that everytime you submit your request online, An authorization for $1 is automatically approved in our system.

Caller: Oh you see that? did you see that i submitted it again 10 times since we started to talk?

Cliogoddess: "kulit ng matandang toh, nang-aasar pa"

Online:

I receive an email from this white trash looking pig that is proud of his obesse looking tummy and decided to show his picture all over the net with his ugly body and ugly face. Email says "You will never be a woman. FAGGOT!"

Ok, i was minding my life and i dunno what his problem is but here's what i'd like to tell him (although i didnt reply coz i simply dont have time to do so)

That's a very good observation mister, Im sure a lot of scientist would love to study how a simple life form like you can use internet and let alone have an opinion like that, You must be closely related to a jellyfish. Floating around with a deadly sting but then again these animals dont have brains so congratulations for being able to live in this world without a brain and just to let you know, I am not trying to be a woman coz i am one. I may not be the typical woman you're fictitious brain recognizes but i am a woman nonetheless.

ISIP BATA