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1.name/s? CLIO, pede din CHLOE pede din boyet o kaya christopher, bwahahaha putang pusa ng kapit bahay!

2.how many bottles of beer can u drink? di ako nag bobote eh, glass ako, chotchall ako eh, mga 2 case pag nsa mood.

3.u smoke? dati oo, tpos tumigil ako tpos ngayon minsan nlang

4.how many sticks on the average /day? minsan lang 2, kaya mga 4 araw araw

5.have u ever been really drunk? yes, mamaya ulit

6.have u ever been in love? lagi, pag meron kausap na lalake, khit nga kasabay ko lang naiinlove nko.

7.what do u do when ur in love? nagiisip ng dahilan para magaway kami

8.how long was your longest relationship? 5 years. korni nga eh

9.do u have a bf right now? meron yata, pero wla na sha eh restday.

10.do u eat isaw? yes. pero tagal ko na hindi nakakakainin nun, bukas cguro balitaan kita

11.have you tried sarsi mixed with raw egg yolk? oo tpos binuga ko sa mukha ng kapatid ko, SARAP

12.what would u do if ur bf is having an affair? magtetext sa 2366

13.does virginity matter? Yeno. gago pla eto eh. lam nman na virgin pko, gus2 ko na nga matanggal 2.

14.What do you think of kissing in public? Tira lang ng tira! para makarami

15.last time u read a book? nung college ako, nga 5 yrs ago

16.beauty or brains? donut masarap

17.who's the most competent among our presidential candidates? si mang caloy

18.our vice presidentiables? wla ako maiisip pero iboboto ko c tikboy

19.juice or softdrinks? alak.

20.when it comes to relationships, tira lang ng tira, para makarami,

annoying or odd with the opposite sex? ???? san galing to?

21.what's nice? ewan, bastos daw ako eh

22.tv or radio? mayaman kmi so sterio. yung FM/AM na mukhang ipod. bwahaha

23.have u ever been on a fight when u were in high school? nung elementary lang, dahil sa watusi

24.are u impatient? wala ako sakit.

25.when u lose something, do u turn a room upside down to get it? mayaman ako so bili ng bago.

26.when it comes to mingling and dating are u choosy? siempre pero pag iba na pakiramdam mo, pikit ka nlang

27.have you tried eating dog meat? nung toddler pako, pero maanghang eh so hindi na2loy,

28.at least 5 of the nicest people that u know? ulol, wlang taong nice, maganda lang

29. people who always give u a sound advice? meron try mo, twag ka sa 911-1111

30.do u have a journal? wala. kc wala ako ballpen eh, khit nga pencil wala ako.

31.have u had a piggy bank when u were a kid? No but I know someone who looked like a piggy bank when she was a kid.

32.when was the last time u broke a glass? ewan ko, basta alam ko face ko broken ng glass

33.can you do other things while eating? oo, kaya ko magswimming ng meron plato at kutsara.

34.when you started working, what did you do when you got paid? i did sexual favor dun sa nagbigay

35.a perfect date (place)? sa estero ng pandacan, para mukhang mga asong ulol lang na naghahanap ng makakain

36.a genie would grant u three wishes, anything that u want, what would be ur third wish? sana malapit lang bahay nmin sa enchanted,

37.salt or fishsauce? Pera na lang

38.last person that made u laugh? myself and me.

39.are you a coffee addict? Addict! addict!

40.ice cream or chocolates? spaghetti wit meatballs.