This made me fall off my chair laughin.
One day, a sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac were talking in a ward:
Sadist: I'm bored. Why don't we torture a cat?
Zoophile: Yeah, we'll torture it and then fuck it!
Murderer: We'll torture it, fuck it and then kill it!
Necrophile: We'll torture it, fuck it, kill it and fuck it again!
Pyromaniac: Yeah, then we'll burn the cat!
The masochist had been silent all the time so they turned to him and waited for a reaction.
The masochist cleared his throat....
Masochist: "Meow."
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